Gamer Pillows

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."

'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Man playing computer games in his office cubicle.

Virtual Office

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Beatrice, we may have to postpone our retirement plans. According to this I've accidentally been playing a stock market simulation game for the past twenty years.'

Still attempting to log on...

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

User Agreement: Have you at least pretended to read the terms and conditions?

"When can you start?"

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

@I've just downloaded a 'bomb-ass' new game. . . Pick for Britain!"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"gomer's economy virtual reality kit came today."

Fun and games with wires.

Cat eats mouse.

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Speeding in a video game

Police to busy playing arcade game to notice mugging

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

Internet Dude

It was inevitable once we started building bigger and bigger desktops,'