Gamer Mugs

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

1080P New Year's Resolution

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."

'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

Virtual Office

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Man playing computer games in his office cubicle.

"When can you start?"

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'

'Beatrice, we may have to postpone our retirement plans. According to this I've accidentally been playing a stock market simulation game for the past twenty years.'

Still attempting to log on...

User Agreement: Have you at least pretended to read the terms and conditions?

Cat eats mouse.

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

Fun and games with wires.

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Speeding in a video game

Police to busy playing arcade game to notice mugging

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

Internet Dude

It was inevitable once we started building bigger and bigger desktops,'

"Come out guys! Why don't you do something you both like to do?"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"Yes, it is a gaming mouse, but that doesn't mean you can play catch with it."

"gomer's economy virtual reality kit came today."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

@I've just downloaded a 'bomb-ass' new game. . . Pick for Britain!"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"