Gamer Enthusiast Mugs

White Van Man Computer Game

Video Game Testing Dept.

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

Ben Pasternak

The October 31 Committee

Computer video dreidel.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"13,457 Playstations, 234,987 copies of Fifa 2021 and a full tank of unleaded."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Antler Buzzers.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"