Video Game Enthusiast Mugs

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

ATM machine goes 'GAME OVER'.

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

Inactivity Centre

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

The Secretary of the Interior noted that American children spend a daily average of only four minutes outside.

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

'Dad, can I play video games now and help you help me with my homework later?'

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

"It's a pet, not a video game."

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

Viewing a window in the real world

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'You weren't very good this year, so instead of that video game system you wanted, you'll be getting an educational toy.'

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"It's jabs for the boys."

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, my puppy and my Xbox 360 – but not necessarily in that order – amen."

"I swear he's just dating me for my son's video games."

Fire Escapes

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the Partisan gridlock in Washington.

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

"I'm leaving you Stu, and I'm taking these catalogues for a new suitcase with me."

Cat Wearing Earmuffs To Drown Out Noise.