Gamers Mugs

'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'

"I'll be back in an hour, email me if there's a problem text me if it's a big problem, call me if it's an emergency."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The height of fashion in 1796

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Have you been playing dice?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Piracy on a boating lake

Mixed Doubles.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Homo Gamus

Kitchen Tetris

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns