Gamer Dude Pillows

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

God playing with dolls.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."