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"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

Mac OS 20

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

The October 31 Committee

God playing with dolls.