Gamer-athlete T-Shirts

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Marco ..."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Board Game Hunter

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Teenage Angst.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

Spot the fur ball.

Indoor Football

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'