Video Gamer T-Shirts

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Rage.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Marco ..."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Computer Expert

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Computer games

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."