Gamer God Pillows

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Nerd tryouts.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Teenage Angst.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.