Gamer God Gifts

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Nerd tryouts.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Teenage Angst.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Essex computer.