Modern Gamer Pillows

Playing chess with laptops

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Midnight Basketball