Modern Gamer Pillows

Playing chess with laptops

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Mac OS 20

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."