Trendy Gamer Pillows

"Wordle again?"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Silly sausages

Can I get you another coffee?

The October 31 Committee

Back To School Supplies.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Tug the Toggle

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Computer video dreidel.

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Ben Pasternak

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"