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"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

"Wordle again?"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Can I get you another coffee?

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

The October 31 Committee

Silly sausages

Back To School Supplies.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Tug the Toggle

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

Computer video dreidel.

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'