Gamer With A Twist Pillows

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

You're gonna love this, little buddy. What? The company that makes the "Call of Duty" game licensed my life story. The game will be just like a first-person shooter

Are you on Facebook? I got kicked off of Facebook

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

Dad, let's get this baseball video game. You have to guess which players are going to be sent to drug rehab.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

USA Game Controller

Super duper video games for Christmas.

The Anti-Agent

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Digital Fomo!

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Sitar Hero"