Baby Gamer Gifts

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Baby Screen Time

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

Modern Childhood

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"This camp had better have a power port!"