Little Gamer Gifts

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'He zapped his first Cyberman today.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Baby Screen Time

Knights of the bedside table.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

Modern Childhood

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Silly sausages

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

...I told you never to enter without knocking

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

We have your internet connection.

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"They have so much in common."

"What are we doing today?"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Net Bubbie

The Life of Wii

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"That corners's the children's special play area."

Tug the Toggle

Suspension isn't Punishment

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."