Life's Gamer Gifts

You've been playing too many video games. I can't give you any "cheats" for the game of life!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"Sitar Hero"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

The October 31 Committee

God playing with dolls.

Life Is Just A Game

Silly sausages

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"What are we doing today?"