Fun-loving Gamer Gifts

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Knights of the bedside table.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

Goalie Wall.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Silly sausages

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Falling Rock Zone

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

...I told you never to enter without knocking

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Playing Footsies.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Tug the Toggle

Sugar Rush!

Clown

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'