Fun-loving Gamer Gifts

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Knights of the bedside table.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

...I told you never to enter without knocking

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Silly sausages

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Falling Rock Zone

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Goalie Wall.

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Tug the Toggle

United States Constitution.

Sugar Rush!

Playing Footsies.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'