Gamer With Dreams Gifts

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

What else is there to wish for?

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Second lifeReal life.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"They're class action figures."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Sushi Train Set.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"Sitar Hero"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

Life Is Just A Game

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Man with a Plan