Dreamer Of Goals Gifts

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Football Fans

What else is there to wish for?

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Penalty

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Man with a Plan

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

'By the time we came up with a mission statement, we were out of business.'

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"It's early days, but I'm hoping to turn it into a franchise."

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."