Gamer With A Zest For Life Gifts

Beginner Level Escalators

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"They're class action figures."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Sushi Train Set.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Sitar Hero"

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

Silly sausages

Life Is Just A Game

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"