Lionhearted Gamer Gifts

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Thug life on safari.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Jenga!!!

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

King Richard I

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

Draw the Lion

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Life Is Just A Game

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."