Lionhearted Adventurer Gifts

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Love linked

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"This will be hilarious!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Man propelled by love

"Now you can send it."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Thug life on safari.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"...it's another metal detector."

"Works every time."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Do it!

"This is the best part of the movie."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Sticking out tongue

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'