Lionhearted Legend Admirer Gifts

King Richard I

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thug life on safari.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Works every time."

David Niven caricature

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Hillary Clinton

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"This is the best part of the movie."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Nelson Mandela

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Bob Dylan

Lion Dreams

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."