Lionhearted Legend Admirer Gifts

King Richard I

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

David Niven caricature

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Works every time."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Hillary Clinton

"This is the best part of the movie."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Nelson Mandela

Lion Dreams

Bob Dylan

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Chuck Berry

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Reality Bites