Lion-hearted Adventurer Gifts

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Love linked

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"This will be hilarious!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Man propelled by love

"Now you can send it."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Do it!

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Mice escaped again@?'

Sticking out tongue

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau