Lion-hearted Adventurer T-Shirts

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Love linked

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"This will be hilarious!"

"A little help, please."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Man propelled by love

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Now you can send it."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Thug life on safari.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"...it's another metal detector."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Do it!

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Sticking out tongue