Gamer At Heart Gifts

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Inactivity Centre

Grand Theft Auto Teaching Kids

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Do you promise to have and to hold her, longer than the PS3?'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

'Your resume is written in crayon, and under experience you have computer games. You've never had a real job, have you?'

"Sure I'd like to play video games with you but first I have to do my homework and study for a test. I'll be over in ten minutes."

"Purpose. I said your life needed purpose!"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

Dress for the level to which you aspire.

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

Virtual future

'The heart's no problem, but you've got no chance with the xbox 360!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

Virtual Reality Check

'Er...I asked for a PS4 but thanks anyway. Gran.'

'If you want to score so bad, why don't you go to a video arcade?'

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

Life Is Just A Game

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Second childhood obesity.

'Get down here and start your homework, you two. That's enough screen time for today.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

". . .I'm afraid I can't do much about your boss being 'a skunk with the personality of a cardboard box and the compassion of Darth Vader's is evil cousin,' would you like an Xbox instead?"

After the plane crash, Geoff realised he'd have to draw on his transferable skill set to survive.

This ATM is temporarily out of service....Would you like to play a video game?

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.