Gamer At Heart T-Shirts

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Inactivity Centre

Tamagotchi paralysis.

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Your resume is written in crayon, and under experience you have computer games. You've never had a real job, have you?'

"Sure I'd like to play video games with you but first I have to do my homework and study for a test. I'll be over in ten minutes."

"Purpose. I said your life needed purpose!"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

Dress for the level to which you aspire.

Virtual future

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

Virtual Reality Check

'If you want to score so bad, why don't you go to a video arcade?'

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

Life Is Just A Game

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Second childhood obesity.

'Get down here and start your homework, you two. That's enough screen time for today.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

After the plane crash, Geoff realised he'd have to draw on his transferable skill set to survive.

This ATM is temporarily out of service....Would you like to play a video game?

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"What are we doing today?"

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"Let him play. It's better than hanging around on those internet hate websites."

Boy and PC

Herd Nerds.

"Sitar Hero"

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."