Affectionate Gamer Gifts

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Big boys' toys-r-us

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Arcade Game Baseball.

The October 31 Committee

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Silly sausages

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

United States Constitution.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Computer Gamers.

Women's World Cup Final

Playing Footsies.

Tug the Toggle

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.