Love Game Enthusiast Gifts

'You didn't GIVE me your hand in marriage! I WON IT!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Dialogue

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Love Birds love just being together

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.