Gamer With A Zest For Life Pillows

Beginner Level Escalators

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Sushi Train Set.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"Sitar Hero"

Arcade Game Baseball.

Silly sausages

Life Is Just A Game

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!