Joyful Gamer Pillows

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Silly sausages

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Tug the Toggle

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Playing Footsies.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

Beginner Level Escalators

"We suck at this."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Me invent the wheel!'

Second childhood obesity.

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Computer Game Shop.

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."