Happy Gamer Pillows

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Jenga!!!

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Silly sausages

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Playing Footsies.

Tug the Toggle

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

United States Constitution.

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

'Me invent the wheel!'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

Computer Game Shop.

"You're just never gonna let me forget LEVEL 3, are you?"

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.