Gamer Who Loves A Good Laugh Pillows

"How will I pay for life's necessities?"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Silly sausages

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Tug the Toggle

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"We suck at this."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Beginner Level Escalators

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

"Angry humans!"

Roll Playing Game

Block Lives Matter

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

'Time out!'

Football Elephant

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

System been down long?

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'

Game Over

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'