Gamer Grins Pillows

"Angry humans!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"Sitar Hero"

Silly sausages

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Life Is Just A Game

"Guac-A-Mole"

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Tug the Toggle

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.