Gamer Grins Gifts

"Angry humans!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Sitar Hero"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Life Is Just A Game

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Silly sausages

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"What are we doing today?"

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.