Gamer Who Loves A Good Laugh Mugs

"How will I pay for life's necessities?"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Silly sausages

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Tug the Toggle

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"We suck at this."

Beginner Level Escalators

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

Roll Playing Game

"Angry humans!"

Aztec spring toy.

Block Lives Matter

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

'Time out!'

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

You're gonna love this, little buddy. What? The company that makes the "Call of Duty" game licensed my life story. The game will be just like a first-person shooter

Football Elephant

System been down long?

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'

Game Over

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'