Gamer For Life Pillows

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

Arcade Game Baseball.

The October 31 Committee

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Life Is Just A Game

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"What are we doing today?"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."