Gamer For Life Mugs

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Sitar Hero"

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

Life Is Just A Game

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

The October 31 Committee

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

United States Constitution.

"What are we doing today?"

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.