Gamer With A Need For Speed Pillows

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Board Game Hunter

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Indoor Football

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"Sitar Hero"

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

Gamers

Life Is Just A Game

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

"What are we doing today?"

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.