Tech-savvy Gamer Pillows

Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Pan Extension Chord

Halloween Selfie

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Scenic selfie site

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Have you considered using email?

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

Employee performance review software.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

Young MacDonald

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Mr Phelps has left the office, but you can download a podcast of the highlights of his day at our website.

Surfer on his mobile phone.