Tech-savvy Gamer Gifts

Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.

Pokemon Get Lost

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Pan Extension Chord

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Halloween Selfie

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

Scenic selfie site

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Have you considered using email?

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

"First gig in a while?"

Employee performance review software.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

Young MacDonald

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."