Tech-challenged Gamer Gifts

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Now right-click on the icon."

Life Is Just A Game

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

"What are we doing today?"

iPhone Senior

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.