Tech-challenged Gamer Gifts

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Life Is Just A Game

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

"What are we doing today?"

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'