Tech-challenged Gifts

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

The Re-Opening of Schools

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"Find out how Trump doesn't pay any taxes, and see if it can be done on my return."

1804: Early Social Networking

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Narcissus 2020

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."