Tech-challenged Traveler Gifts

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Birds with Headphones

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Migration Music

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

Mom's Mobile Office.