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"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'