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"It's horrible! In this driverless car, Al can now devote 100% of his time to road rage!"

"I hear the ark has no Wi-Fi. I think I'll take my chances here on land."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Who can we call?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

'I think its being tapped.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'