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Birds with Headphones

Moses on the web

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I think its being tapped.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."