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Birds with Headphones

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Moses on the web

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'I think its being tapped.'

Migration Music

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"