Tech Wanderer T-Shirts

'Welcome to I shell.'

Galileo GPS project.

"The following program contains technology terminology. Millennial guidance is advised."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Moses on the web

Robotic Man

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cellphone Islands

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Connected to Technology.

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Why do you need so many computers?

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'